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Donald Trump was walking through Manhattan and saw a long queue. ", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." You're the father of triplets! ""How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person? September 26, 2017. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old. Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea. Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? ", A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news., An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "Why are you here again? During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital. 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If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" If you pronounce Uranus correctly (Eur-uh-nus) then this joke makes no sense My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole! The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. You can read more about it and change your preferences, A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? It starts hopping away, turning back every few hops to wave at the two people. Have you seen all jokes? "Policeman: "About a gallon.". He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. } My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" "I responded, "Inflation.". Cars, camping, and even baking - all of these topics are discussed in these funny jokes that are long, entertaining, and purely hilarious. ", Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank! ", Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? The man asked the barber to give his son a haircut while he shopped for groceries nearby. The mosquito said that he had a lot of problems. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea. 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